If there's anything that the people of this forum need to know, as a whole, it'll be posted here. You should check it out every once in a while, just to make sure you aren't getting left behind or left out of anything.

Moderator: Brutality Benchmark

Sub-boards: Site Updates:, Major Events:

Start filling up the city with your mind-children. We're itching to get to know them.

Moderator: Brutality Benchmark

Sub-boards: Canons:, Pending Applications:, Accepted Applications:, Denied Applications:, Get a Life :

We already know that you've got a taste for the finer things in life, and this is the place to hit the shops. You'll find only the best wares inside of these stores: The best clothing, the best shoes, the best biohazard outfits, and the most stylish anything that you can desire. Not only that, but there are restaurants here that would make any person's mouth water with excitement.

Moderators: Brutality Benchmark, Officer Kelley

Sub-board: Everything Armani:

A bar so fancy you need a reservation three months in advance. Bouncers patrol the entryways, and Black Sticks lurk around corners. A balcony looms majestically above the double doored entryway, a shimmering romantic atmosphere among the gray skies and acid rain. Rumor has it, if you're In The Know, even a piece of Scum can enjoy the fine wines and other sinful pleasures of this high-class jazz club. But, you know how reliable rumors are, don't you?

Moderator: Esque DaggerHair

Sub-boards: Balcony Romance, Private Parties

Just because the country's gone to utter crap doesn't mean that there aren't children in need of teaching, and this is where all of the Fat Cat kids go to learn. The building is two stories, and made of cement. There aren't very many security guards around, because not many are needed. All of the landscaping is perfection, and the windows are perfectly polished.

Moderators: Brutality Benchmark, Officer Kelley

Sub-boards: Oak Tree:, Cafeteria:, Library:, Classrooms:, Principal's Office:, Counselor's Office:

Been in trouble at school a few too many times? Got caught stabbing some kid on the playground for his lunch money? Hold up a Dollar Store, but you're too young for them to do anything about it? This is the place where they'll throw you: In with the girl who did a few too many recreational drugs, the boy who set the church on fire, and some kid who brought brass knuckles to school. We're sure you'll fit in perfectly.

Moderators: Brutality Benchmark, Officer Kelley

Sub-boards: Girls' Dorms:, The Yard:, Library:, Classrooms:, Cafeteria:, Principal's Office:, Counselor's Office:, Boys' Dorms:

It isn't much, right? But it's home to anybody who's got enough money in their pocket to fork out monthly rent. The walls are so thin that a person can hear the next door neighbor snoring at night. The air conditioning breaks regularly, but the maintenance is free, and that should be heaven compared to what the rest of the people are going through. You've got clean water, here, and electricity that doesn't cut out unless you forget to pay the bill.

Moderators: Brutality Benchmark, Officer Kelley

Lawrence Prentice White was a police officer: A tried and true upstanding member of society. He wasn't corrupt, like the officials of this day and age. No. He was lawful good at its very shining brightest. He saved countless lives and racked up countless awards... Enough of them to get himself a memorial built after he was burned to death in his home by an arsonist. At one point in time, the water in the fountain was as crystal-clear-pure as LPW, himself. Now? Grimy black water pours from its spigots--as inky as the corruption within the system. This iron fountain is oddly out of place among the rusted alleys, tall cement buildings, barred windows, and blood-stained curbs. The water may be nasty, but it's free. Bathing in and drinking of the fountain is prohibited [so don't get caught doing it]. Any perpetrators caught praying during a raid go directly to the Penitentiary. Do not pass Go, do not collect 200$, and report to the showers.

Moderators: Brutality Benchmark, Officer Kelley

This is where you'll enjoy recreational activities under the careful watch of thirteen well-spaced, well-placed, well-trained guards, who've got rifles in their hands, and shiny black aviators on their faces. If you start a fight, they probably won't do anything about it. They like placing bets, and seeing who'll win. If it escalates too far, they'll unfortunately have to shoot you, tase you, or beat you unconscious . Yes. That 'unfortunately' was sarcasm. Yes. They would enjoy shooting, tasing, or beating you. No. Nobody would care. NOTE: Co-ed.

Moderators: Brutality Benchmark, Officer Kelley

Sub-boards: Basketball Court:, The Wall:, Weights:, Busting Your Rocks:, Garden:, Guards' Tower:

"Hey, let's go to That Pizza Place." "What pizza place?" "That Pizza Place, the one in the Food Court block." "Ew, that place sucks, let's go get some bagels instead." "For dinner? Th' fuck's wrong with you? I'm getting some pizza, you can fend for yourself." "Fuck you too, man!"

Yeah, that's about all we can tell you about Foodcourtia. So long as you've got some cash to pay, you're welcome to wander and mix and match, just remember not to piss off the cashier, man, they tell the cooks to spit in the food.

Moderators: Brutality Benchmark, Officer Kelley

Sub-boards: Veganville:, That Pizza Place, X's Candy Carousel:, Viva Las Bagels

This hotel is older than dirt, and it's full of every kind of infestation that you can think up--roaches, rats, and mice. They skitter through the walls, and nibble on the trash. Windows are boarded up, or covered with cardboard boxes. The carpet's stained, even though the janitor tries to keep it as clean as possible. The good thing about this place, is it offers protection from storms, and houses a large number of people. An older inventor-type even put an electricity generator inside of the building, so that the residents can see what they're doing. The water pipes creak and rattle, and cough up rusty water. No rent is required, though the 'manager' would appreciate it if you donated a little time or effort into making the Ritz a better shelter. You can bring in anything you find to spruce your room up, but you'll never get rid of the rats.

Moderators: Brutality Benchmark, Officer Kelley

Most Black Sticks consider Bill's block Bad Town territory. They'd go in and do patrols, but Officers who wander in tend to never come back. A shoddy little shop on the main block of Uptown Down. The windows are smudged with dirt, and a blue and red neon 'Open' sign flickers intermittently just below a sign that reads, "Android Bill's got the cure for your ills!" They aren't Armani, but he's got gasmasks. They aren't Gucci, but he's got biohazard suits and protective helmets. If you look convincing, enough, and know how to sweet talk, he might take you into his basement.

Sub-board: The Underground:

This school is run-down, to say the least. It's made of shoddy red brick, and the windows look like they were ground against with a sander. The grass is crackly when you walk across it, and it's a funny shade of yellow-brown. Security guards? By the bucket-loads. You can't get it or out without flashing a school badge, walking through a metal detector, and having some fat guy in a rent-a-cop uniform dig through your backpack.

Moderators: Brutality Benchmark, Officer Kelley

Sub-boards: Basketball Court:, Cafeteria:, Library:, Classrooms:, Principal's Office:, Counselor's Office:

The most noticeable thing about this building is its height. After that, it's all of the broken stained glass windows, and the sign out front that says 'Christ is With You'. Underneath the sign, in bright red spray paint, somebody's written "NO HE ISN'T!". A few people camp out here, sometimes, and every once in a while, you can catch the odd bible thumper praying at the decrepit alter inside.

Moderators: Brutality Benchmark, Officer Kelley

You know what they said about the Y2K bug? Well, it's true, five different trains arrived at the same time and collided in a horrible knot of passenger wagons, box cars, exploding glass, and spilled uranium. What's a little radiation between friends, right?

Moderators: Brutality Benchmark, Officer Kelley

Sub-board: Box Cars and Rusty Shivs:

This is the robotics section of the Plant. A lot of shouting and whirring comes from this general area. It's also known for its large number of explosions. If the Firemen aren't on their way to the main part of the Plant, then they're probably on their way to the Robotics Annex.

Moderator: Brutality Benchmark

Sub-boards: Assembly Line:, Computer Lab:, Testing Facility:, Security Office:

This is probably the mose inhumane section of the Plant. It's where all of the grisly stuff takes place. This is also where they find new cures for old diseases, and new diseases that need new cures. A lot of rumors circulate around this annex. People say that they've been kidnapping Bod Modders and researching them. Watch your back, squid-fingers.

Moderator: Brutality Benchmark

Sub-boards: Animal Testing:, Human Testing:, Operation Room:, Security Office:

Steel picnic tables, plastic cutlery, flimsy aluminum trays, and a heavily guarded barbed wire line. Cutting is not permitted, seconds allowed only to the pregnant, rioters will be shot. The only soup kitchen in town, behave or lose your foot.

Got your narc stubs handy? Good, good. We recently acquired a shipment of old laundry from the prison, and boy do we have a deal for you! Some boots we dredged up from the sewers are almost as good as new, only fifteen stubs! What? That's enough to buy a week's worth of food? Well, what are you, poor or something?

A 50ft square lean to made of ribbed aluminum, supported by old street signs and an abandoned rat trap factory. Beds are seperated by ratty plastic shower curtains, and the doctors don't speak a lick of English. Third World Medicine at it's best, ask for Fernando, his fingers are warm.

If you're going to be gone, it'd be nice if you told us so in this board. It'll save us hours, days, and weeks of thinking that you've been abducted by aliens or, worse, eaten by Velociraptors.

Moderator: Brutality Benchmark

Go ahead and give us all of the nitty-gritty details about your dog throwing up. You know you want to.

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All of those shnazzy board games that you've seen on other forums, and then some.

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