Viva Las Bagels

Mmm, bagel. A classy little joint on the corner with umbrella covered tables in front, a nice clean bullet proof glass front window, oh and let's not forget that the store owner's Arabic and he talks to the cook in gabbledegook that might very well mean "put some extra poison in this one, Hassim, they're infidels".
But don't worry your pretty little heads over the poisonbagels, because in that nice little hallway that leads to the bathrooms? Well, there's a third door, covered with beads, that is a combined hookah-sex lounge. Everything's better with porn, especially bagels and drugs.