You know that pizza place, with the pinball machines and the good food? Yeah, we're not it. We're just the best you can get in this shit hole of a town. Reruns of baseball games from the 70's play on an endless loop above the bar counter, and the lights along the walls have long since burned out. Don't even get us started on the sign matienance; we know the letters are missing, shut up and order your cheese covered cardboard already. The food sucks, but, hey, it's a nice place to dodge the Black Sticks if you don't mind the chance of being ass raped in the bathrooms.
