Playground

Well, Steve thought it'd be a wonderful idea to put the Daycare center 15ft away from the reactor core, with swings and ball pits, and slides... Oh the Playground had everything, except radiation shielding.
But who needs safety measures when you have a knotted rope and a padded slope to climb to claim as King of the Mountain?

Rumour has it the ball pits are infested with some type of shark like creature, that the balls used to be a rainbow of colors, not just red. But it's against company policy to have children wandering the halls, so there are two choices:
A) Take your child to the Playground.
B) Leave the little runt at home to fend for itself.
But we all know what the real option is, don't we?