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	Induction: It's like joining a club, only it's really more like gang conscription. A gang that you never really wanted to join, in the first place, and whose members you probably aren't very fond of: Larry's got hairy knuckles, and keeps looking at you like he wants to eat you; Josey keeps licking his lips when you walk past, and all of those other guys? They look like they have it in for you, too. And you haven't even passed over the threshold, yet. So step in line [to save yourself from getting beaten into it], put your back against the cold cement wall, and get ready to sit in the Barber's Chair, baby, because the only prisoners who get into the Cell Blocks are bald prisoners.	0	0	No posts have been made on this board.
	Cafeteria: Whatever Kelley's dogs won't eat gets served up here, with a side-helping of "that funny looking stuff" and a tall glass of "who the hell would drink this?" Careful when picking the table that you sit down at, especially if this is your first time. There are lots of gangs and cafeteria protocol, and you don't want to get caught using the wrong protocol, and ending up as the wrong gang's bitch.	0	0	No posts have been made on this board.
	Doctor's Office: You're either very, very brave, very, very stupid, or very, very sick. Any way you cut it [ahaha... cut it? A surgeon's reference?! God, we're punny] there's got to be something wrong with you, or a reason that you're going into the Doctor's Office. We suggest you don't look him in the eye, and you answer all of his questions with 'yes's and 'no's. If he asks you to elaborate, do it in as few words as possible. Why? Because, if you make conversation with ol' Doc, he'll most likely think that you two are friends... And friends love each other... And you know what they say about always hurting the ones that you love.	0	0	No posts have been made on this board.
	Library: You know all of those criminals that get smart when they're in the Pen? This is the place that they do it. So, if you don't want to get caught the next time that you go on a murder spree, this is the place to brush up on techniques, tactics, and forensics. Hell, you can even get a college education in here, if you play your cards right! And we all know that looking dapper on the outside is the way into the general populace's hearts and minds. Become the best criminal that you can become with access to books and education!	0	0	No posts have been made on this board.
	--Aholics Anonymous Meeting Room: Whatever type of --aholic you are, there's bound to be a meeting for it, sometime. And the fastest way to get let out on probation [so that you can go pillaging and burning, again] is to go to the sessions. You'll collect all sort of merit points for talking to Dr. Smiley and your new circle of --aholic friends. You'll learn to confide in one another. You'll learn to trust one another. [Or you'll pretend to, for the sake of the pillaging and burning.]	0	0	No posts have been made on this board.
	Cellblock A [Floor 1]: Floor one, twelve by twelve cells. Barred, not glassed. Your living space includes a toilet, and two bunk beds. Look! Isn't that sweet?! You get company! You better claim the best bed before anybody gets back, and fight to the death for it. Then they'll know you mean business.	0	0	No posts have been made on this board.
	Cellblock B [Floor 2]: Floor two, eleven by eleven cells. Barred, not glassed. Your living space includes a toilet, and one bunk bed, and one cot. We wouldn't be caught dead in that cot.	0	0	No posts have been made on this board.
	Cellblock C [Floor 3]: Floor three, ten by ten cells. Barred, not glassed. Your living space includes a toilet, and one bunk bed.	0	0	No posts have been made on this board.
	Guards' Office: It's been a hard day at work, huh? Been watching all of those men get into quarrels over who gets whose food in the cafeteria, huh? Or you've been reading a magazine, jacking off, and pretending to pay attention to the monitors when the Warden walks past. No wonder this prison is so damned violent.	0	0	No posts have been made on this board.

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Two four story buildings made of cement, bars, and bullet-proof glass, surrounded by yards and yards of stainless steel barbed wire on top of eight foot stone walls. All of the gates are lovingly wired to shock on contact, and are electrically-powered. You need to know codes and have a badge to do anything that involves getting around the building. Even prisoners have a badge... tattooed into their right forearm. In order to get around in the prison, you have to scan your arm under the scanners beside the doors. Congratulations on being incarcerated, cueball: You're now packaged and labelled. NOTE: The two different buildings are men's and women's. Whenever you write a thread inside of the Penitentiary area, please designate whether or not the thread is a men's thread, or a women's thread. This is best done by putting [MP] or [FP] in the thread title. Thank you.

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