'Back In Fifteen Minutes' 'Out To Lunch' 'Home Sick' 'Patrolling'
The signs are a lie, the Office has never been occupied since the opening day of the Genetics Annex. No guard has ever lasted more than a five minute shift without making an excuse; "Oh, I got a thing with my kid... I'll be back in twenty." We know you don't have any kids, Chris, we know you're a squeamish bastard. But that's okay, we forgive you. You're getting less than minimum wage anyways.
