Whatever type of --aholic you are, there's bound to be a meeting for it, sometime. And the fastest way to get let out on probation [so that you can go pillaging and burning, again] is to go to the sessions. You'll collect all sort of merit points for talking to Dr. Smiley and your new circle of --aholic friends. You'll learn to confide in one another. You'll learn to trust one another. [Or you'll pretend to, for the sake of the pillaging and burning.]
